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Sessions, Rules, & Etiquette: Puff, Puff, Pass (Part I)

Marley Monroe
Mar 7, 2017
2 min read

Everyone has a group of friends who might get together frequently or occasionally for fun-filled smoke sessions. The time is often spent talking about several things from personal to wondering how long the light bulb lasts that lights up the moon, and bonding as potheads. In the spirit of enjoying a good session, there are things that need to be said. Here are 10 for now…

Everyone talks about the things they go through during smoke sessions but, if your story is longer than verse 1 of Genesis, please hit the blunt,

and continue to talk while everyone pretends to pay attention.

If you are attending a loud session, and you have loud: NOBODY WANTS TO SMOKE THAT REGGIE YOU HAD STASHED FOR HARD TIMES! The only exception to this rule is if you don’t have loud…that’s understandable. Sharing is caring, so they say. However, don’t smoke up everybody else’s good shit, and hold out on people with yours. How about you just stay home?
Never show up empty-handed. If you don’t have weed bring a pack of blunts, or hell, some snacks since folks will have the munchies.
If you can’t roll without messing it up, don’t waste the blunt. Pass it to someone more experienced. Please, and thank you.
There is nothing worse than the smell of burning stems, and seeds popping during a smoke session. Remove the stems and seeds!
Wetting the blunt up is not necessary…ever. It’s spit! That’s gross so let’s move on.
When someone smokes you out, the very least you could do is show your appreciation by returning the favor.
If you are sick, don’t give that shit to everyone else. Bring your own, smoke your own, and I guarantee no one would be offended. The goal is to get high, not catch any gifts that keep on giving.
Never try to pressure anyone to hit the blunt. Skip ‘em, it’s just more for everybody else.
Don't cuff a lighter knowing damn well it's not yours.